One day Chirkut's dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie
and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Jack returned late from school that day and his dad
asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and
slapped Jack on his face.
His dad told him, this robot is special in that he can
detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied
now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie",
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments",
Splatt... Jack got a tight slap on the face from the
robot.
"No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen."
"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to
do such shameful things."
Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the
robot.
Hearing all this, Jack's mother comes walking out of
the kitchen saying, "After all he is your son, he will
be like you"
The robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on
Jack's mothers face.
Dont ask what the moral of the story is
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Saturday, July 7, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Chirkut Statitics of iphone vs myPhone
Cost:
iPhone: costs $499 or $599 after you’ve signed a 2 year contract with Cingular.
myPhone: costs $18 and no contract with Cingular. In fact when you buy this pay-as-you-go Phone, you get $10 worth of talk time free. In effect myPhone costs $8.
Features:
iPhone: is a phone, a camera, a music player and an internet browser.
myPhone: is barely even a phone. Some days it wakes me up doubling as an alarm. It triples as a girl repellant. Ideal function for married men
iPhone: costs $499 or $599 after you’ve signed a 2 year contract with Cingular.
myPhone: costs $18 and no contract with Cingular. In fact when you buy this pay-as-you-go Phone, you get $10 worth of talk time free. In effect myPhone costs $8.
Features:
iPhone: is a phone, a camera, a music player and an internet browser.
myPhone: is barely even a phone. Some days it wakes me up doubling as an alarm. It triples as a girl repellant. Ideal function for married men
Chirkut running for an iPhone.
Chirkut have pictures and interviews of people queued up for the iPhone. This must include variants of the following:
a. The man who has been sitting in the queue since the first ad came out…he is seventh in the queue
b. The man who has been in the queue since Steve Jobs was born. He is second in the queue
c. The woman who is sitting in the queue in place of Lindsay Lohan, who will replace her as soon as the store opens.
d. The family that is reconnecting after twenty years of separate dinners. They are almost together now: numbers 13, 15, 19, and 327 in the queue.
e. Interview with the guy who thinks this is the soup kitchen queue and nobody bothered to correct him.
a. The man who has been sitting in the queue since the first ad came out…he is seventh in the queue
b. The man who has been in the queue since Steve Jobs was born. He is second in the queue
c. The woman who is sitting in the queue in place of Lindsay Lohan, who will replace her as soon as the store opens.
d. The family that is reconnecting after twenty years of separate dinners. They are almost together now: numbers 13, 15, 19, and 327 in the queue.
e. Interview with the guy who thinks this is the soup kitchen queue and nobody bothered to correct him.
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Chirkut wants to marry his grandma.
"Daddy," said a Chirkut, "I'd like to get married."
"Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?"
"Yes," answered Chirkut. "Grandma."
"Now, wait a minute," said his father.
"You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you!!"
"Why not?" the he asked. "You married mine."
"Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?"
"Yes," answered Chirkut. "Grandma."
"Now, wait a minute," said his father.
"You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you!!"
"Why not?" the he asked. "You married mine."
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